💡 How to Minimize the Mayhem
Play before bed: Tire them out with 15–20 mins of interactive play.
Evening feeding: A full belly = sleepy cat.
No reaction: Don’t yell, chase, or engage. This is not a WWE match.
Provide night toys: Soft, quiet ones. You want zoomies, not home demolition.
🛏️ Optional but Fun:
White noise machine (to block “thump thump thump thump”)
Cat tree near a window for night squirrel surveillance
Earplugs. Trust us.
🐾 Final Thought:
Your cat’s 3AM madness isn’t personal.
It’s just nature, wrapped in fur, running across your face.
Accept the chaos. Or better yet—get two cats and watch the tag-team show.
